I'm not good at being single.
There’s something wrong with me. I’m the God-damn opposite of forever alone. I’m so bad at being single that my friend Tom has made a £5 bet with me that I will be in a relationship within two months. He also gets a slap if I can remain single for two months. That is more of an incentive to me than £5. Prepare your face Tom.
I would text you, but, I know I shouldn’t.
talk to me, distract me?
Right now I’m actually doing college work, the tv is on in the background, and every time my mind starts to drift some motivational line is spewed from the tv. What is this??