I. Am. Bored.
Entertain me, people of the internet!
Relatives that sit in your living room, talking at the top of their voice, non stop, and eating your cake, annnnnnnnnnnd talking with their mouths full, making the most disgusting chewing noises and saying ‘I LOVE THIS CAKE, IT’S SO MOIISST’. The word ‘moist’ makes me ill. You make me ill. Please, go throw yourself off a cliff.
YOLNTIYAC (you only live nine times if you're a...
Had a chat with the brother of Lord Prescott on...
He wanted to talk to my dad about something, I have no idea what about though. He is pretty damn deaf.